Raining
Is it raining today, Momma? (no) But, what if it is raining? (it's not) Oh, no. If it rains, I need my umbrella. (silence) If I don't have my umbrella, then the rain will go all over the place and get me real, real wet (Oh no. Maybe we should take your umbrella, just in case) Yeah, cause I would get all wet and then I can't see. (yeah) And then I would not see you! (Nope) And then I would run into a wall! And a car! (yup...maybe) Oh no!!! And then I would fall down and say "Help me! Help me! I am a baby with no legs and am all wet!" (LOL!) The Mixer Truck
Momma, follow the mixer truck! (okay). Where is it going? (I don't know. I think it might be going home now). Is it going to have supper with its mommy and daddy? (probably) Oh no! But, it is too big! It can't sit at the table! (no -it is pretty big) Yeah, it would get stuck and say "Help me, help me!!" Then it would break the table! Then, it would have to eat its supper off the floor! (wow!) Yeah! Then it would be sad because supper on the floor is yucky! It would have to have a bath! Ohhhh, poor mixer! Dancing
Momma, I love to dance! (do you? me too!) Yeah, I'm a good dancer! Watch this! (I am smiling as I watch him jump up and down...classic Kellen dancing) But, oh no! I hear a train! Do you? (yep) It doesn't know how to dance! (really?) Yeah! The train is coming and is sad! He don't have legs! He don't have eyes to see the TV! He just bump into the TV and fall down! He would hurt his bum!! (I see) Yeah! The train needs legs to dance! And eyes to see the TV! (yeah) Yeah, and a big bum to fall on! I have legs and a big bum (LOL) You have bigger legs and bigger bum - it's huuuuuuuge! (no more laughing)
3 comments:
I'm am, literally, laughing out loud at that last one ... he's hilarious and I can totally hear his cute little voice doing all that talking!
I thought I'd pee my pants laughing so hard - these need to be published. What a kid!
Yep, he is pretty funny to listen to! He keeps you wondering where in the world he comes up with his ideas!!!
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